APCS Episode 1 - iregretjumping Saves the Show
The debut episode of Another Prank Call Show. Hosted by King Richard and Queen Olga.
In this episode we get time travel advice from a convenience store clerk, destroy an author's career, turn an apartment into an eco-friendly money-maker, and lots more.
Very special thanks to iregretjumping for assisting with all the technical mumbo jumbo stuff. Thank you, brother. This show wouldn't have happened without your help.
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APCS would not exist without the decades of inspiration from the PLA, and couldn't possibly continue without the support of Olga.
Opening song is The Hunger Artist by Circus Homunculus, closing song is Lullaby for Binary Sleep by Expendable Friend.
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Craigslist ad for F250, took it for a test drive in the middle of the night.
Diner, flushed wedding ring down the toilet, coming in with plumbers to unhook the toilet, manager says he was in the next stall.
Book signing, author wrote "your wife has some nice big ones", owner will send publicist a photo of wife's boobs, thinks it might be a spliff on the name.
Craigslist ad for an ironing board, Olga says it looks like a retarded carpenter built it.
Same ad, Richard wants to shit on it.
Craigslist ad for a train bell, inquiring about the size of the dong, things turn sexual when Richard asks what the seller will be making for lunch.
Convenience store, tank was filled with plutonium, Richard can't get the car to time travel, clerk suggests a long ass metal rod.
Craigslist ad for a racist cookie jar, seller is an ornery jerk.
Craigslist ad for a clawfoot tub, Richard tries to negotiate some sexual activity.
Hotel, Richard has a bar of soap stuck in his butt, the front desk clerk uselessly suggests calling the paramedics.
Arby's, Brain uses the old corporate office trick, is actually Doug at the Krispy Kreme across the parking lot, asks the customer to run him over some food. The customer roasts Doug's bitch ass.
Garden nursery, first mention of the name Winston. Winston bought his mom flowers, she angrily yells at him for causing her to have an allergy attack. The manager gets wrapped up in the middle of their family problems, then gets upset when Winston dismisses her authority on account of being a woman.
Craft store, Winston from corporate informs an employee that a plumbing crew will be installing a urinal in the women's restroom, the employee turns out to be transphobic. Winston gets her to agree that there's no distinction between a penis and vagina.
Apartment, Richard converted his toilet into a compost bin, bathtub into a flower bed, installed a seat on his kitchen sink so he can poop and pee into it. The leasing agent is disturbed by his eco-friendly experiment, and maintenance has to inspect. Richard tells her there's a turnstile inside his door, so they'll need to deposit 50 cents, and the agent seems impressed.
Gas station with a shit phone, Olga tells them to hang up the phone, and they do!
