APCS Episode 4 - Boner Jacket
Boner Jacket
APCS Episode 4
Episode 4 of Another Prank Call Show. Hosted by King Richard and Queen Olga.
In this episode we once more draw from the well of pranking hair salon customers, attempt to convince women of false pregnancies, fail at making men question their sexuality, and set a personal record for awkward pauses.
Henrik is back! And he's made us some cool music. It is such a thrill to have him around again, let alone honoring us with his musical talent. Welcome home, buddy.
Thanks to the wonderful LGBTerminator for listening in during some calls and providing a few hilarious ideas. The same thanks goes to iregretjumping, who also makes yet another cameo in this episode. He won't let us call him the third host, but he's definitely not the third wheel. Oh yeah, and cody.no.name offered an idea that nearly ruined the show. Thanks, jerk.
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APCS would not exist without the decades of inspiration from the PLA, and couldn't possibly continue without the support of Olga.
Theme song by cody.no.name, all other music by Henrik.
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1. Winston from the hair salon informs his customer he was given the wrong haircut, but the customer is a boner jacket. The conversation turns to Winston's depression, the customer's memory issues, and an ancestry revelation.
2. Olga calls about wheels for sale, and needs to poop. Things turn tense, Richard joins to smooth things over.
3. Winston from the hair salon calls with test results, the 68 year old customer is pregnant!
4. Valerie calls a stinky customer of the hair salon. Richard the regional manager attempts to clear things up, but the customer ruins things with his gender confusion, sexism, and racism.
5. Olga loses her shirt, Richard makes it very clear as to why - sex in the bathroom.
6. Richard loses his heart, is twice rejected.
7. Winston from the hair salon calls another pregnant customer. She is very concerned, but Winston tries to de-escalate the situation by informing her he actually created a binary clone by combining his DNA with hers. For some reason she doesn't like this, so Richard says he'll throw the clone in a shredder.
8. Valerie from the hair salon lets her customer know he tested positive for the gay gene, offers to pray for him.
9. Winston's customer also tests positive for the gay gene, but the customer is ashamed.
10. Winston from the hair salon confronts a scissor thief, but she hides behind her status as a stroke survivor. The innocence of her husband is also called into question.
11. Ira (portrayed by iregretjumping) from corporate conducts a customer survey, informs him that his hair clippings may have been used to make a voodoo doll.
12. Winston from the hair salon also has a customer whose hair was used for a voodoo doll, wants to test it out by poking it in the crotchal region.
13. Yet another voodoo call. Winston tests the doll with a fart, but the customer smells vagina.
14. Winston from the hair salon patches his bald spot with a customers hair.
15. Winston from the hair salon wants to watch a deep conditioning.
16. Winston from the hair salon lets his customer know her hairstyle has been recalled, and the customer's friend is unhelpful.
17. Richard inquires about a restroom time limit.
18. Another hairstyle recall.
19. More hair salon gay gene test results. The customer giggles at the revelation, and says he'll start voting for Democrats.
20. Wouldn't you know it, another hair salon call. Winston lets the customer's mom know her son tested positive for opiates. It turns out there's trouble in the home, but Winston admits that he had the test results upside down.
